Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????
What the hell do YOU do?
i die? lmao what kinda question….
(via yamibushi)
For anyone who literally wants to take the moon home this winter.
You can check it out: HERE
This is the full moon version.
want 1.
I wanna give my love the moon and the stars
I have a small one! It’s cool
Bae got me one of these and now I fully understand Gru’s excitement
(via psych-facts)
The moment the temperature dips below 70 everything changes completely. I can smell again. Colors look nice now. I don’t feel like sleeping all day. I know where nougat comes from.
where does nougat come from
Lied about that one, but the other ones are true
(via cryptidfuckery)
What the signs want
Aries: Net neutrality
Taurus: Net neutrality
Gemini: Net neutrality
Cancer: Net neutrality
Leo: Net neutrality
Virgo: Net neutrality
Libra: Net neutrality
Scorpio: Net neutrality
Sagittarius: Net neutrality
Capricorn: Net neutrality
Aquarius: Net neutrality
Pisces: Net neutrality
"Her smile was my favorite part about her. Sometimes I would say stupid things just to see it. I swear, the entire fucking room lit up. I know that sounds like cheesy bullshit, but you realize all that cheesy bullshit is true when you actually fall hard for a girl."- I’ll be the reason you smile again, one day. (via break-therules0fbeautiful)
(via odd-fellows)
(via psych-facts)
(via onpassion)
What are “white slang terms” you say?
“Cool Beans”
“Can I talk to your manager”
“n-word”
“Neato”
Dude
Hilar
Coolio
“Hiyah”
Adorbs
Totes
“I’m not racist i had a black friend in 3rd grade”
Alrighty
Awesome
bro, sweet
Yessiree
Geez Louise
Fuck a duck
I will press charges
Dude. Like
Are you taking the piss
Cool beans, alrighty then, fuck me
*answering the phone* yello
(via tyleroakley)